That chicken nugget looks like it’s been cooking there on the warmer since open the previous day
A_N_T
Get the bourbon chicken
BadRabiesJudger
Dude if your up in shady maples(looks like the tile) i go there for birthdays and its great.(5 family members and that one gets to eat free on birthdays.) You managed to get the worst food choices at a buffet and expected what from it? The place is in PA and its amish/dutch based you picked the items a 4 year old gets a chinese buffet.
Chris_Wilson14
I’d chop up the sausage into the mac. That’s just me though.
GentrifriesGuy
Clog your butt plate
turtlevinyl
Everything on that plate looks mid af, and I’d still clean the plate because I have zero self-respect.
Nonlethalrtard
Slopppy
PepperJackBestHo
Hey man, that’s on you. They never implied it was America’s BEST buffet, now did they?
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FlowingMindspin
Their cheese steaks and burgers are pretty damn good. Haven’t been there in a while, need to go soon…
No_Information3972
Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve been to “Turd’s Buffet.”
Top_Leather7586
you went to shady maples and got mac n cheese with pizza instead of those lovely amish staples, thats on you.
Separate-Fly5165
This made the German POWs shit their pants.
choffers
If this is shady maple these aren’t the things to get. This is like going to an Asian or Indian buffet and complaining because the French fries, microwaved pizza, and jello are bland.
blood_bones_hearts
This looks like what my sister’s inlaws ate at the amazing resort buffet in the DR and then had the nerve to bitch about how bad the food was. If only they had tried the actual food and not the food for picky children…
VeryAmericanAmerican
Try the adults section
lucaswr
The pizza looks pretty good hahah
BadBadKitty_
SAUCY
danfish_77
You’re doing buffet wrong
AMJacker
r/pizzacrimes
Legitimate-Log-6542
It looks like you poured paint over pasta
KTKittentoes
This is what you chose from a Dutchy buffet, really? I hope you made better dessert choices.
princetonwu
this guy karma farming – goes to a buffet (that has steaks and seafood) but takes pics of the lowest quality items for votes.
Beautiful-Jacket
The Mac and cheese looks delish
cream_of_human
You went to shady maple and this is what you picked?
HeligKo
I didn’t like anything that wasn’t a traditional PA Dutch food. Everything else was bland.
PanicAccomplished322
Looks like something out of a kids play kitchen
New_Imagination_9053
I literally ate at shady maple last night as a vegetarian who can’t eat much dairy at all, and I had a much better spread than this. Crazy you paid $30 to just get that
izzy_7_2004
Why does the mac and cheese look radioactive
beliefinphilosophy
OP isn’t shittyfoodporn, it’s shittyPOSTER foodporn
Shady Maple, for this past weekend was:
* Crab Cakes * Salmon * Cajun Catfish * Pierogies * Steak * Benef Brisket * Cranberry Chicken Salad: * Asian Cuisine Bar * Salmon Casserole * Peach Cake * Apple crisp * Apple dumplings
In addition to the regular * 46 salad bar items * 3 soups * 6 homemade breads and rolls * 4 cheeses * 8 meats, * 14 vegetables * 10 cold desserts * 3 hot desserts * 8 pies * 6 cakes * sundae bar
There’s lots of videos on the place but I always appreciated [This One](https://youtu.be/TXg1mYN2tbw?si=OFwTqgCQ2SPnruT8) about how they survived the great die off of all other American all you can eat buffets
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I’d eat that right now
That chicken nugget looks like it’s been cooking there on the warmer since open the previous day
Get the bourbon chicken
Dude if your up in shady maples(looks like the tile) i go there for birthdays and its great.(5 family members and that one gets to eat free on birthdays.) You managed to get the worst food choices at a buffet and expected what from it? The place is in PA and its amish/dutch based you picked the items a 4 year old gets a chinese buffet.
I’d chop up the sausage into the mac. That’s just me though.
Clog your butt plate
Everything on that plate looks mid af, and I’d still clean the plate because I have zero self-respect.
Slopppy
Hey man, that’s on you. They never implied it was America’s BEST buffet, now did they?
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Their cheese steaks and burgers are pretty damn good. Haven’t been there in a while, need to go soon…
Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve been to “Turd’s Buffet.”
you went to shady maples and got mac n cheese with pizza instead of those lovely amish staples, thats on you.
This made the German POWs shit their pants.
If this is shady maple these aren’t the things to get. This is like going to an Asian or Indian buffet and complaining because the French fries, microwaved pizza, and jello are bland.
This looks like what my sister’s inlaws ate at the amazing resort buffet in the DR and then had the nerve to bitch about how bad the food was. If only they had tried the actual food and not the food for picky children…
Try the adults section
The pizza looks pretty good hahah
SAUCY
You’re doing buffet wrong
r/pizzacrimes
It looks like you poured paint over pasta
This is what you chose from a Dutchy buffet, really? I hope you made better dessert choices.
this guy karma farming – goes to a buffet (that has steaks and seafood) but takes pics of the lowest quality items for votes.
The Mac and cheese looks delish
You went to shady maple and this is what you picked?
I didn’t like anything that wasn’t a traditional PA Dutch food. Everything else was bland.
Looks like something out of a kids play kitchen
I literally ate at shady maple last night as a vegetarian who can’t eat much dairy at all, and I had a much better spread than this. Crazy you paid $30 to just get that
Why does the mac and cheese look radioactive
OP isn’t shittyfoodporn, it’s shittyPOSTER foodporn
Shady Maple, for this past weekend was:
* Crab Cakes
* Salmon
* Cajun Catfish
* Pierogies
* Steak
* Benef Brisket
* Cranberry Chicken Salad:
* Asian Cuisine Bar
* Salmon Casserole
* Peach Cake
* Apple crisp
* Apple dumplings
In addition to the regular
* 46 salad bar items
* 3 soups
* 6 homemade breads and rolls
* 4 cheeses
* 8 meats,
* 14 vegetables
* 10 cold desserts
* 3 hot desserts
* 8 pies
* 6 cakes
* sundae bar
There’s lots of videos on the place but I always appreciated [This One](https://youtu.be/TXg1mYN2tbw?si=OFwTqgCQ2SPnruT8) about how they survived the great die off of all other American all you can eat buffets